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Top 10 Laws of Golf

Top 10 Laws of Golf!…

Law 10 — A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

Law 9 — Golf balls from the same “sleeve” tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water

Law 8 — The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

Law 7 — Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole — the greater its desire.

Law 6 – All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset of the same day

Law 5 — Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

Law 4 – The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

Law 3 – No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of your lifetime.

Law 2 — Trees eat golf balls.

Law 1– Your BEST round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

These are ALLL sooooo true! Hope you enjoyed my list…feel free to post a few of your own!

Rick

Cape May Par 3 & Driving Range

Dover Par 3 & Driving Range



Best Mini Golf Shot EVER!!

There is snow on the ground today– sooo tired of it! Looking forward to some great spring weather so we can all get in a round and some range time! Feeling sort of BLAH with the weather, and found this mini golf video on YouTube. It is so silly, I couldn’t help but laugh– lower your volume!! It gets a little loud. Perked me up– here’s to hoping it does the same for you! Feel free to share this on your Facebook page!

Take care,
Rick
Cape May Par 3 & Driving Range
Dover Par 3 & Driving Range



Funny Golf Video — Check it out!

Every once in a while we need a good laugh– Enjoy!

Make your own video today!

Rick Jones

Cape May Par 3 & Driving Range

www.capemaypar3.com

Dover Par 3 & Driving Range

www.doverpar3golf.com



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Have an excellent day and remember to keep it on Par 3 greens!

Rick