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Top 10 Laws of Golf

Top 10 Laws of Golf!…

Law 10 — A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

Law 9 — Golf balls from the same “sleeve” tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water

Law 8 — The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

Law 7 — Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole — the greater its desire.

Law 6 – All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset of the same day

Law 5 — Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

Law 4 – The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

Law 3 – No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of your lifetime.

Law 2 — Trees eat golf balls.

Law 1– Your BEST round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

These are ALLL sooooo true! Hope you enjoyed my list…feel free to post a few of your own!


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Freestyle Golf Video — Check it out!

You have to love when people put their hearts and soles into something they love. The guys who are able to do these amazing golf tricks, like juggling a golf ball on a golf club are amazing! They have spent countless hours practicing something they love. Neat stuff. Hope you enjoy this– give it a whirl!!

Rick Jones

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Funny Golf Video — Check it out!

Every once in a while we need a good laugh– Enjoy!

Make your own video today!

Rick Jones

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Everyone Wins!! Play today!

For this Trivia Contest, everyone who plays wins!! Email your answers to me with your address and I will send you a coupon for a free small basket!

When you get to the pro shop, you are asked to pay a “greens fee”. What is this for?

  1. To pay the caddy named Green
  2. The daily fee rate that the course charges to play 18 holes
  3. A fee for watering and repairing divots on the green
  4. To help defer the tax on golf courses as a ‘green space’

 The head pro tells you to check in with the “starter”. What does he expect you to do?

  1. Present your receipt to the man at the first tee box who will tell you when to tee off
  2. Find the bartender and load up before you play
  3. Find the man in charge of maintenance equipment
  4. Find the man who cleans golf clubs

 What is the maximum number of clubs that can be carried in your bag during a PGA governed competition?

  1. 14
  2. 12
  3. 10
  4. As many as you need

 After the first hole, the person who tees off first is determined by the lowest score on the previous hole. This is known as having the ________?

  1. Ability
  2. Momentum
  3. Honors
  4. Audacity

 A golf ball when landing on a green will often leave an indentation known as a ball mark. When should you repair your ball mark?

  1. Before or after you putt, certainly before you leave the green
  2. Never, it is the green keeper’s job
  3. Only on Mondays after a busy weekend
  4. After your round is finished

 Which of the following is not a golf equipment manufacturer?

  1. Titleist
  2. Maxout
  3. TaylorMade
  4. Dunlop

 If the pro shop tells you the course is cart path only, what do they mean?

  1. You must keep the golf carts off the paths
  2. You are only allowed to drive the golf carts on the designated paths
  3. You can only drive the golf cart on paths that are not freshly paved
  4. You can drive the golf cart anywhere you want

If you score two under par on a hole, this is called what?

  1. Birdie
  2. Turkey
  3. Albatross
  4. Eagle

 What is a foursome?

  1. A special tournament
  2. Two players and two caddies
  3. A group of four players
  4. A bad score on a hole

 What is the best place to learn to golf?

  1. On the internet
  2. At a mini putt putt
  3. On the WII
  4. At Cape May Par 3 & Driving Range

Have fun!!

Trivia Contest!!
June 12, 2010, 12:20 PM
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Hey everyone–

Everyone loves to win something…don’t YOU?? Over the next few months, I have a bunch of contests planned –check back often to see what we’re up to and of course,  Good Luck!

The first person who submits the correct answers for the following question wins a small basket of balls (to be used by the end of June) and MORE importantly, bragging rights! Just email the answers to and you may be our first big winner–

  1. Three under par is called a _________.
  2. The allowance made, in putting, for a slope is a _________.
  3. A temporary accumulation of water is_______________.
  4. A warning shouted to anyone who may be hit with the golf ball__________.
  5. Situation, on green: when an opponent’s ball lays directly on line between players ball and the hole, is it called an impprediment, hazard, stymie, or blockage?
  6. The almost universally used golf grip in which the ginger of the right hand overlaps the forefinger of the left is called_________?
  7. The name for a wooden club is:  (Chose one) Brassey–Tinney–Woody—Tree?
  8. What is the distance between where a golf shot is first played to the spot where it first lands called?
  9. The player or team playing first from the tee has this…what is it called?
  10. A player with a handicap of zero, or a ‘par’ golfer is a (Choose one) Liar—Scratch player—Cheater—-Blaggard?

Remember, just email your answers to Rick and win your free basket of balls!!

Cape May Par 3 & Driving Range has a boatload of specials and packages available for your Dad!! Call or stop in today to pick up his Father’s Day gift– it’s just over a week away!!

Check out more details at or call 609/889-2600 for more information! Thanks~